Here are some various Beer related photos and cartoons to help kick off the weekend!

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Always give 100% at Work
- 12% Monday
- 23% Tuesday
- 40% Wednesday
- 20% Thursday
- 5% Friday

Here is an interesting aproach to use for promoting the fact that Silk soft is 100% recycled. To show that Silk soft is truly 100% recycled they put sticker ads on standart toilet tissue dispensers on selected public toilets. This is just very akward and wrong on every level but still funny!!

IF THE TOILET PAPER SNAPS OFF INSIDE, WOULD YOU PUT YOUR FINGER IN TO GET IT?

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This is an awareness test …

How many passes does the team in the white make?

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WTF? What is wrong with all the people in the world these days? Some funny and odd images that came by our email that we thought would start off your work great!

A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said.

A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered once.”

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories can become, asked the girl to describe the story of the stuttering cat to her.

“Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”
“That must’ve been scary,” said the teacher.

“It sure was,” said the little girl.

“My kitty raised her back, went “Ffffff, Ffffff, Ffffff, but before she could say “Fuck,” the Rottweiler ate her

The teacher had to leave the room.

Hey looks like we got ..  Tee Peed

Here is a short quiz for people who know everything, they are not trick questions, but they do require some thinking for most of us. Just straight forward questions with straight answers.
Come on now, there are only nine questions … you know you can handle it.

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? 
3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several
growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year.  What are the only two perennial vegetables?
4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the
bottle.The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn’t been cut
in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ‘ dw’ and they
are all common words. Name two of them.
7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half
of them?
8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the
letter ‘S.’
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Answers To Quiz:

1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the
score or the Leader until the contest ends:   Boxing.

2. North American landmark constantly moving backward:   Niagara Falls .   (The
rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of
gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)

3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing
seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb.

4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside:   Strawberry.

5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle?   It grew inside the
bottle.   The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are
wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing
season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.

6. Three English words beginning with dw:   Dwarf, dwell and dwindle…

7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar:   Period, comma, colon,
semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation
mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses. 

8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or
in any other form but fresh:   Lettuce.

9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with ‘S’:  
Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.

Pretty funny part of a British Comedy show … hilarious! That is someone’s Grandmother there!

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