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Jimmy Kimmel’s Holiday Challenge

6too — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 18:15:18 +0000

Jimmy Kimmel Live featuring clips and recaps of from the late night TV show Jimmy Kimmel’s Holiday Challenge

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Stuttering Cat – as explained by a 4th grade student

6too — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:14:46 +0000

A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said.

A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered once.”

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories can become, asked the girl to describe the story of the stuttering cat to her.

“Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”
“That must’ve been scary,” said the teacher.

“It sure was,” said the little girl.

“My kitty raised her back, went “Ffffff, Ffffff, Ffffff, but before she could say “Fuck,” the Rottweiler ate her

The teacher had to leave the room.

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Print Screen

6too — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:14:45 +0000

Print Screen???

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Jizz in my Pants

6too — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:14:44 +0000

Check out the first single from the comedy trio Lonely Island’s debut album “INCREDIBAD”.

This video also features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake.

The Lonely Island are Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer. They’ve been making videos together since September of 2000.

See theLonelyIsland.com website for hours more of laughs!

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Taste like Chicken

6too — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:14:43 +0000

You know … they’re Right … We really do taste like Chicken!!

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Honest … but Busted!

6too — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:14:42 +0000

Honest … Mrs York, I wasn’t picking it!

[Source: Speed Bump Comics are by Dave Coverly]

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Crossbreed computer

6too — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:14:41 +0000

Crossbreed computer – past meets present “Intel inside”

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the State Trooper & the Corvette

6too — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:14:40 +0000

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. ‘Amazing,’ he thought as he flew down I-64, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, “‘What am I doing? I’m too old for this,”‘ and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.

” The old gentleman paused. Then said, “‘Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”‘

“‘Have a good day, sir,”‘ replied the trooper.

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Thank you for …

6too — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:14:38 +0000

Thank you for driving carefully through the village …

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Tee-Peed

6too — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:14:37 +0000

Hey looks like we got .. Tee Peed

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A quiz for people who think they know everything

6too — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:14:36 +0000

Here is a short quiz for people who know everything, they are not trick questions, but they do require some thinking for most of us. Just straight forward questions with straight answers.
Come on now, there are only nine questions … you know you can handle it.

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several
growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the
bottle.The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn’t been cut
in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ‘ dw’ and they
are all common words. Name two of them.
7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half
of them?
8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the
letter ‘S.’
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Answers To Quiz:

1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the
score or the Leader until the contest ends: Boxing.

2. North American landmark constantly moving backward: Niagara Falls . (The
rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of
gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)

3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing
seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb.

4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry.

5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the
bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are
wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing
season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.

6. Three English words beginning with dw: Dwarf, dwell and dwindle…

7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar: Period, comma, colon,
semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation
mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or
in any other form but fresh: Lettuce.

9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with ‘S’:
Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.

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